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March Of The Sun Bear FINAL DEMO

This is a tune I recorded a few months ago. It’s now my ringtone. It’s called “March of the Sun Bear”. I played all the instruments

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Dear Abby,

How do I make it where people can comment on my blog? Also, what’s happening to my body? So many changes…

Signed,

Restless In Reno

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as easy as 1.2.3.

I’m officially a licensed alcohol server according to the ABC board of Tennessee. Now to find a job or two. One may be inclined to start with Craigslist but let’s hope that I know better. Although I could imagine myself slingin’ Fuzzy Nipples and Slippery Orgasms down on Lower Broad…for about ten minutes.

Is Coyote Ugly hiring?

Is Coyote Ugly still open?

Is Coyote Shivers dreamy or what?

Do people still embed hilarious links in blogs? Am I ten years late on that one?

I am the perennial old guy at the party.

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